RULES OF THE PLACE

RULES OF “THE”PLACE

1.       THE “CAPTAIN” IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE RIGHT.

2.         THE CO-PILOT AND DOGS ARE NOT MEANT TO FLY.

3.         EITHER YOU ARE A “SUPERVISOR” OR YOU DON’T HAVE THE ABILITY TO THINK. (IN CASE IN DOUBT REFER RULE NO.1).           

4.         “SPEAKING” OR “EXPRESSING” IS AN EXCLUSIVE PRIVILIGE BESTOWED UPON YOU BY THE “CAPTAIN”

5.         NO MATTER IF THE KIDS AT THE PARTY CALL YOU “UNCLE” OR UR WIFE COMPLAINS OF YOUR RECEEDING HAIRLINE ,IF YOU ARE SEATING ON THE LEFT YOU SHALL BE DESIGNATED AS A  “YOUNGSTER”.(I BELIEVE IT SHOULD OFFICIALLY BECOME A “RANK”).

6.         THE COPILOT SHOULD POSSESS SPECIAL POWERS OF TELEPATHY AND MIND READING AND SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ AND EXCECUTE ALL THE “IDEAS” (WHICH SHALL ALWAYS BE RIGHT)OF THE CAPTAIN ,WELL BEFORE THEY ARE EXPRESSED IN PRECIOUS WORDS BY THE CAPTAIN.

7.         THE COPILOT SHALL BE A “HUMAN”(PREFERABLY FROM EARTH) HAVING ALL BASIC AND ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE  OF ALL THE TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS IN THE FIELD OF COMPUTERS ,WHICH MAINLY INCLUDES HAVING AN ANSWER TO THE QUEST BY THE CAPTAIN “WHY IS THIS COMPUTER NOT STARTING?”.

8.         I-ROBOT WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS FICTION. THE CO-PILOT IS “REAL”.

9.         GOING TO THE MOON IN A SPACE SHUTTLE, PLEASE HAVE TWO MAPS AND TWO LOG CARDS (EVEN RAKESH SHARMA HAD IT ). 

10.      EVEN IN CASE OF A “BEES” ATTACK  ,THE CO-PILOT SHALL ALREADY HAVE THE “BRIEFING READY FOR”LAUNCH”.

11.      IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW “YOU” FLY, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW THE “CAPTAIN”WANTS YOU TO FLY.  

12.      EVEN IF THE WHEELS COME OUT AFTER LANDING, IT’S A PERECT LANDING AS LONG AS THE CAPTAIN IS ON”CONTROLS”.